Posts from the ‘Kirk’ Category

36.29.09I will never be nominated for a BET award

26.23.09If your toilet water is blue that means it is clean

16.18.09I’ve been celebrating International Sushi Day, so I’m full

26.12.09Miami’s serial cat killer still at large

26.9.09Like most Americans, I’ve had The Curious Case of Benjamin Button DVD for a while

05.8.09Does this count as sexting?

24.26.09Animals I am smaller than

24.24.09It is safe to say my smoothies are finely blended

04.9.09I am starting to think there is no correlation between Hebrew National hot dogs and the Israelites exodus from Egypt

24.6.09There is no way to tell if you have enough juice in your refrigerator