When hair goes from good to great

I’m not sure how I achieved such perfection, but I think it is safe to say that if there were a reality competition like Project Runway for hair stylists, which I think there is, and within that competition there was another competition for the models whose hair is styled called Models of the Hairport and the challenge was to create a bathroom-couture Flock of Seagulls design with maximum height and softness, I would probably finish in the top three and possibly win the whole thing, if my hair and personality remained agreeable.